lol
>Google boasts about going black to lash out against SOPA
>Go to google
Lmfao awesome
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Just searched “How to become a” on google and the fourth thing to show up is …werewolf on skyrim …WTF!? how didn’t I know about this…
Metal Cover of “The Dragonborn Comes”
Well I have to admit that was pretty damn impressive.
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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR OUR FREE REWARDS PROGRAM?” “I DON’T WANT MY NAME IN THE GOVERNMENT’S COMPUTERS!” Bottom Text: “YOU ARE IN A FUCKING TOY STORE”]
I work at a toy store, and we are required to ask customers if they want to sign up for our rewards program to receive free coupons. An elderly man came through my line, and when I asked him if he was interested in signing up, he hastily replied, “NO! NO! I don’t want my name in the government’s computers! Gotta keep a low profile!”
I just smiled and said “okay, sir. I understand.” As you do in such situations, and continued to ring him up. But inside my head all I could think is why would he assume that we just give everyone’s information to the government, like we’re some sort of secret spy company disguised as a toy store…and also, are you a fucking serial killer?…
LOL …. ^ kinda funny this person thinks that the government couldn’t get peoples information from a toy store.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvvqkcELWe1qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR OUR FREE REWARDS PROGRAM?” “I DON’T WANT MY NAME IN THE GOVERNMENT’S COMPUTERS!”
Bottom Text: “YOU ARE IN A FUCKING TOY STORE”]I work at a toy store, and we are required to ask customers if they want to sign up for our rewards program to receive free coupons. An elderly man came through my line, and when I asked him if he was interested in signing up, he hastily replied, “NO! NO! I don’t want my name in the government’s computers! Gotta keep a low profile!”
I just smiled and said “okay, sir. I understand.” As you do in such situations, and continued to ring him up. But inside my head all I could think is why would he assume that we just give everyone’s information to the government, like we’re some sort of secret spy company disguised as a toy store…and also, are you a fucking serial killer?…
LOL …. ^ kinda funny this person thinks that the government couldn’t get peoples information from a toy store.
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